This movie had all the makings of a great scary movie. Fabulous intro, creepy nazi (Michael Fassbender) moves into a 1920's farm in America. He found a magical rune that makes people immortal. Ofcourse this only happens by drinking the blood of the living and looking extra gross. Fast forward to current time and the farm family has been forced to feed the monster for decades. Two brothers find out about this sinister farm and decide to take it upon themselves to rid the world of this evil. This is not an easy task. They encounter man eating horses, zombie people and/or dogs and so on. I was thouroughly enjoying the movie (bad acting and all) until the end when the bad guy hammers a nail into his head but how else are you supposed to acquire a third eye without doing this?
Upon further investigation this movie was directed by Joel Schumacher (Lost Boys). Maybe this is why it was better than most crappy movies I watch. I rate this movie a 3 out of 5 stars if you enjoy gross horror movies. Oh did I mention all the gore? It is a blood vest indeed. Cute guys, blood and ancient runes, What more could a girl ask for?
Michael Fassbender Cute!
Michael Fassbender Not so Cute!
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