Well you can thank my good friend Tina for this gem. It was easily the worst movie I have ever seen by far. Even though it did have a few humorous parts and a couple old, nostalgic actors it STUNK! The premise was a money grubbing real estate developer, played by William Atherton (Real Genius - Professor Jerry Hathaway), wants to develop the beautiful (haha) Jersey shore into prime real estate. While doing this a construction worker (who is later elctrocuted while holding someone's shark eaten arm) bumps a large beam in the ground that you guessed it ... attracts SHARKS!!!
As you can image horror and hilarity ensue. The best part was when the Jersey Guidos figure out before everyone else that sharks are attacking. This leads them to the bright idea to lure the sharks in with energy, muscle building bars and then attempt to explode them with the best shark defense ever ... FIREWORKS!!! Seriously people!?! Did I mention that it is suppossed to be making fun of the real Jersey Shore? They even have a character named Nookie and The Complication. It had funny intention but extremly low budget. They spent all their money on old, has been actors, ie: Jack Scalia (All My Children and every Lifetime movie ever made), Paul Sorvino (hopefully you know him), the above mentioned, Joey Fatoine, as well as a fat construction worker how looked like an actor from The Sopranos but I couldn't find him on imdb.
Quote example:
Nooki: You came for me?
TC 'The Complication': And a few other hotties.
Nooki: There's only one hotty left on this boat.
This was said after The Complication resuces the boatload of preppies that are being attacked by sharks. After writing this blog I think I changed my mind and moved it up on my list from THE worst movie I have ever seen to just one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Well hope everyone is having one crazy summer and I will chat at you later.
