Shark Night

Well it's been awhile but I managed to watch Shark Night tonight. It was absolutely terrible although it did have the key symptoms of a crummy B horror movie. Dumb college students going out for a weekend in the Louisiana Bayou, woohoo!, and getting attacked by sharks. You are asking yourself "Self, why are there sharks in the Bayou?", well I will tell you. Two sadistic creepers (hmm I am reminded of two guys who shall remain nameless but you know who you are! Everyone at work knows who I'm referring to). Anyway back to the story.  These creepers are filming real shark attack so people that enjoy Shark Week can see the real action.  No worries you figure this out pretty quick.  ****Spoiler Alert**** It sucks!!!! 

What made this movie watchable? First, the male Guess model, Chris Carmack was one of the creepers, see below! And classic lines such as, "We are going to get a doctor to humpty dumpy your butt back together." Of course this was said to one of the shark attack victims who lost an arm.  And scenes with the armless man attacking and killing a hammerhead shark with a spear.  Another great scene was a man getting eaten by a shark breaching out of the water over a jet ski.  I'm not even sure the shark was a Great White.  Do Bull Sharks breach?  My very favorite scene was the death of a character by a Nurse Shark (I mean Nurse Shark, really?) but it was set to the song Round and Round by RATT.

I don't have any life comparisons to this movie because lets face I've never been in a killer shark situation but I can tell Boris that it reaffirms my belief, "Water is not meant for humans, NO DIVING!"